Bush Haiku
Thursday, March 25th, 2004
This is a short poem made up entirely of actual quotations from George W. Bush. These have been arranged, only for aesthetic purposes, by Washington Post writer, Richard Thompson. A wonderful Haiku poem like this is too good not to share.
Make The Pie Higher
I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It’s a world of madmen and uncertainty
And potential mental losses.Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the Internet
Become more few?How many hands have I shaked?
They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.I know that the human being
And the fish can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope,
Where our wings take dream.Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher!
Make the pie higher!
It would be really great if Bush would spend more time outside the country… like maybe he should go to Mars, and stay there.
They forgot that one: ” The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country.”
Clever not?…not.
OMG! That was an amazingly wonderful poem. G W is a poet too! I would have never have known. Thanks for share his amazing work with us all.
Richard,
This is an absolute scream, please send a copy to W.
He he…