Rules for cats
Thursday, May 5th, 2005
Teal Sunglasses: Rules for cats: ‘Do not allow any closed doors in any room. To get door open, stand on hind legs and hammer with forepaws. Once door is opened, it is not necessary to use it.’
This has to be one of the best cat posts of all time. Love it.
(Via inessential.com.)

Richard, this is hilarious! What a fun piece. A lot of it is true, as evidenced by my cat’s behavior. He could’ve written it, and added a few rules of his own.
So, what are Valentine’s rules? Kitty wants to know.